Trump Dictatorship?

What in the hell is going on?  I’ll tell you what…

Trump is driving our country like he’s a one-armed drunken redneck with crabs!

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Somebody take his pen and lock him the fuck up!

This tyrannical idiot is a fucking terrorist. He is the protagonist of widespread propaganda, panic and fear.

Stalin and Hitler come to mind. They too, had visionary beginnings in their reign’s and quickly built their egomaniacal-enigmatic selves into the worst despots in modern times.

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In one just week, he has done more damage than Reagan and Bush Jr. did in their combined 16 years.

The 1st Amendment…

So far, due to his man-child’s bruised ego, he has ordered the Twitter account of the National Forestry Service to be suspended because they showed side-by-side pictures of the crowds of his versus Obama’s inaugurations. (his much bigger with empty space)

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He also put a gag order on the government scientists that work(ed) for the Environmental Protection Agency as he plans to all but shut the program down. (Remember, in his reality, global warming doesn’t exist and he couldn’t possibly let facts get in the way of” his truth”. i.e. “alternate facts.”)

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In both cases, there are many, termed as “rogue”, accounts popping up on Twitter continuing to relay the truth. The real truth. Of course, they are being systematically shut down.

Cheeto is also trying to find a way to control, or shut completely down, “parts” of the internet. He said it is vital because our enemies, the “Radical Islamists,” use the internet to recruit. (Hmmm. So do all of my favorite porn sites.)

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Back to serious… (not that porn isn’t serious. It’s what built the internet and is still it’s number one industry and source of traffic)

I have Muslim neighbors, though not the cleanest of people, pose no threat to me. I spent about two hours today with their children while they chased my dog around the pond next to my house. No one wore suicide vests, and no one yelled “Allahu Akbar.” We ALL, as Americans, had a great time.

His ego…

In his first interview he proved true that the focus was on himself and his popularity.

He defended his speech at CIA headquarters, where, of course, he made the ass of himself most of us depend on. He claimed a great relationship with the intelligence community. (It’s shit to say the least.) He, during his campaign, had not one good word to say about American intelligence agencies, the ones that have allowed him to live virtually without worry and kept him safe enough to rip off everyone he came in contact with. (don’t shake hands with him if you’re wearing an expensive watch)

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He brought his own staff, and others, to CIA headquarters with him so someone would applaud his bullshit. Of course, when this came to light, just as when his many other lies were exposed, he denied it and further stated that his was one of the best speeches ever and met with a “tremendous” response. “Tremendous” maybe, but certainly not on the positive.

I’ll slip away a bit…

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but I do think that the CIA was instrumental in the death of J.F.K. He ordered the end of the CIA. He was dead soon after, and the CIA, then was the most powerful agency on the planet, (NSA is now number one) is still going strong.

He’s reaching for straws and calling for an investigation into voter fraud because he can’t accept that he LOST the popular vote by nearly three-million cast ballots.


The Orange Idiot actually proposed doing away with the electoral college. The very thing that put him in the White House. Fortunately, the redneck senator from Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, talked him out of it. I think McConnell explained to T-bag how he came to be the President. (On this subject, there is evidence to support that nearly 50 of the electoral votes were illegally cast as there were conflicts of interest including living outside of their jurisdiction to holding other offices.)

Incidentally, McConnell completely disagrees with Trump on the Muslim ban. (many republicans are shying/running away. Whether they believe it’s wrong, or that if they back the Orange Douche they are going down. Career over.)

Meanwhile back at the ranch…(A good friend that uses that term often. I love you, Jen.)

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Trump can truly only focus on one particular subject. His ego. His fixation on his popularity (lack thereof) takes up most of his time. He doesn’t attend morning briefings and he refuses to give up his personal phone so his Twitter account stays under his control.

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His unpopularity is historic. He has set another record. The lowest rating of all time and has just narrowed out the worst by a few hundred days…

Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from Gallup (the most reputable source.)

Reagan: 727
Bush I: 1336
Clinton: 573
Bush II: 1205
Obama: 936

Trump: 8. days.

(Interesting? Hmmm. 36% is still a positive number, right? Well, it’s only going lower and can’t exceed zero. To him, anything above zero is “Tremendous”)


There’s a true series of mental problems. His blatant bigotry and disregard for others are famous. This is defined as pejorative.

He’s obsessed with himself. This is defined as narcissism.

He sequesters himself and is lacking of a conscience. This is a sociopath.

Opinion: The Opinion of Leading Psychologists Is That Trump Is Mentally Deranged


John D. Gartner, a psychotherapist who teaches at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore…” Malignent Narcissism.“

“Donald Trump is dangerously mentally ill and temperamentally incapable of being president,” Gartner said, citing his movements and behavior, pointing out the president’s tendency for grandiosity, sadism, aggressiveness, paranoia, and anti-social behavioral patterns.

“We’ve seen enough public behavior by Donald Trump now that we can make this diagnosis indisputably,” Gartner added.

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Back to it…

His agendas show us that he will further divide our country on women’s, gay’s, middle-class and ethic rights. Only the ignorant still stand by him. He played that card throughout his campaign.

With purpose, this man told all of us that he would turn our country into a dictatorial state without ever using the word. He played on the ignorance of the ignorant. He made people afraid. They didn’t know he was who they should be afraid of. He said only he could fix it. We’ll do things his way. As Americans, as citizens, we have one choice. We agree with him, or we risk losing our rights and filling the spaces left in the jails left by the criminals he decides need, even if citizens, deported or, coming soon…executed. (see Stalin,Hitler, Hussein and Gaddafi) All this piece of shit needs is a mustache. Hair Club?

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He’s singled out races, religions, and countries. What and who do you think is next?

He’s already spent billions of dollars trying to control who is where. He’s building a WALL between us and the rest of the world, not just Mexico, because he has his “plan” to save us. Who is going to save us from him?

Executive Orders…

Just over a dozen so far. Some are not worth mentioning, however, a few of them need OUR immediate attention.

He has put a freeze on ANY new or pending regulations or laws.  “We have enough” he proclaims. We have no laws to protect us from him. His fellow republicans are in fear. They know if he continues what’s to come. He promises to decrease environmental and business regulations in an aid to…destroy the planet.

A new regulation can only be adopted if two others are withdrawn. (one step forward; two steps back)

He has, in creating new jobs, put a freeze on government hiring.

He has called for the building of his wall on the Mexican-U.S. border.

He has “temporarily” banned immigration from seven predominately Muslim countries, as well as indefinitely stopped the Syrian refugee program.

Next will no one be allowed to get out? Hitler tried to create what he called Utopia. A blonde haired -blued eyed world. (he didn’t belong) Are we all going to have to be orange and have really bad comb-overs , or will he, too, describe a race he isn’t part of?

A close friend just sent me a link that is supposed to be funny. “Trump’s Reality” Like the show Portladia, it would be funny if it ALL weren’t real and true. This is fucking terrifying.



To further his plight to become the new dictator of the United States, “The Fucking Donald” has filled the west wing with the highest of the lowest. We now have a Brietbart, the extreme Alt-Right, Strategy team. Steve Bannon, in his ever-expanding role, has been appointed Chief Strategist to Trump. And now joining in on the reindeer games is Julia Hahn (Brietbart reporter) as Bannon’s aide, and Sebastian Gorka (Brietbart national security editor) has joined in with a likely role in the National Security Council. Could there be a better assembly than them to help Fucktard spread far-right propaganda and fear to the predominately uninformed, undereducated, weak-minded rednecks that swallow his bullshit like it’s Cheez Whiz on a Ritz cracker with a can of Busch beer? The answer: NO!

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What War? Civil unrest? Why would he care?

Gorbachev made a statement regarding this past week, the one with Aquanet imposing his “reality” on us and hating the rest of the world, (with the exception of Russia, of course) and telling us it’s a horrible and scary place. One that he alone can save us from.

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Gorbachev said, “The world looks as it as poised for war.” This is the guy who sat in the seat of Putin. He had a handle on the right not to fight; the decision not to fight. Not only did he employ others systematically, (as does any world leader in hopes of peace) but was a diplomat himself bent on positive world relations. Trump has fired ALL American diplomats, as they would only interfere. The ENTIRE senior management of the State Department resigned last week. The ENTIRE fucking staff is now gone. Everybody! Trump assures us that HE is doing a “tremendous” job and there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

Has anyone told this fucking moron that these management seats can’t be filled by his family, fellow businessmen, (crooks) or anyone else he knows (more idiots and crooks)? These positions, like his, need experience, tact, and diplomacy as well as a knowledge of the ins and outs of the deep bureaucracy surrounding it? The answer: YES! The problem: The actual facts go unheard by him. He is too blinded by his ego,” alternate facts,” and his popularity (lack thereof) and what’s really happening.

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The seven-country immigration ban that’s aimed specifically at Muslims (including travel, those with visas, and, in some cases, even green cards) executive order signed by Trump this past Friday, has left the world stunned. In the week leading to his inauguration to now, Anti-Trump demonstrations haven’t stopped. Not only in the U.S., but across the world. Millions of people. “Tremendous” amounts of people. ( I swear, I hate his face, and I especially hate watching that little shithole between his nose and tiny chin form words.)

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In Great Britain, the largest protest against a president in history gathered in anger at the immigration ban. Throughout the U.S. and other countries around the world folks gather by the thousands at airports enraged in protest.

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(not even a 1000th 0f the people attending)

A few judges have installed a one week over-ride of Trump’s ban, but the results are close to zero. Airport officials and TSA employees seem to be using digressionary disobedience and sectarian methods of discernment.

Again, and of course, Trump denies the ban being aimed at Muslims.

Enter the truth…

Rudy Giulianni, former mayor of New York  and Trump supporter (perhaps also former) came forward regarding a call he received from the Orange Idiot regarding the ban on Muslims.

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(fuck that guy)

“I’ll tell you the whole story,” he said. “So, when [Trump] announced it he said “Muslim ban.” He called me up, he said, ‘Put a commission together. Show me the right way to do it legally.'”

In rebuke, Kellyanne Conway said…

“These are countries that have a history of training, harboring, exporting terrorists,” told “Fox News Sunday.” “We can’t keep pretending and looking the other way.”

(I don’t know about you, but I have never “pretended” to look the other way.)

Here are more actual facts…


From 1975 through 2016, 3,252,493 refugees have entered the U.S.

Of those three plus million, 20 had a part in planning terrorism, 3 succeeded. Number of deaths? 3

For some reason that doesn’t scare me.

Real terrorists versus Trump agenda…

He has interests, business interests, in Saudi Arabia, Egypt, EAU, and Turkey are immune to the immigration/travel bans. Hmmm. Businesses there, Dickball?

There are serious constitutional conflicts here. These are factually accounted countries that have made terrorist attacks on the United States. The difference between Trumpelstilskin’s ban and the real threats lay in his business interests. Period.

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From 1975 -2016

Has an Iranian citizen  killed an American citizen? No!

An Iraqi? No!

A Libyan? No!

A Sudanese? No!

A Syrian? No!

A Yemen? No!

A Saudi Arabian? Only 2,369

A United Arab Emeriti? Only 314

An Egyptian? Only 162

A Lebanese? Only 159

Total of those on the ban list of citizens killing U.S citizens? = 0

Total of those not on the ban list that Trump has conflicting business interests in that killed U.S. citizens? = 3004


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(add to that everyone with a brain that functions)

Don’t believe for a second that he gives a shit about you or me, or how comfortable we are. He speaks of the forgotten people. Who are they? He’s never considered you or me.

Are we really going to allow this Cheeto to describe us to the rest of the world? Will we let him lead us to civil or world war?

There are already Vegas odds on his impeachment. Hitler nor Stalin weren’t removed from power though their citizens wanted nothing more. But, alas, those assholes killed millions of people without nuclear fission.

There’s only so much I can cover in one post, and this mentally fucked asshole moves at lightspeed to fuck us all.

Other nations are arming nuclear weapons and are preparing to go for broke…

If we continue to do nothing more than gather holding signs and chanting his is the only way. He wants the world.



But who knows, his own quote may come back to bite him in the ass.

When we ask, “What can we do?”

“…nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.”




Words of the Year…kakistocracy and post-truth


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Words of the year…

Kakistocracy: noun-Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.

Post-Truth: adjective-relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief.

Well, this pretty much sums it up and I could stop typing now, but of course I won’t.

But since we’re on the subject of important words…

Kellyanne Conway, in an interview on Meet the Press, defended incoming Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, after he literally lied through his teeth during a press briefing claiming that Trump’s inauguration had the highest attendance in history. Anyone paying attention knows better.

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Kellyanne told reporter, Chuck Todd, that Spicer was using “alternative facts.” WTF?!?!?

Chuck was quick to point out that she was just using other words for LIES.

Merriam-Webster, via the POTUS’ favorite medium for communication, Twitter, posted the definition of “alternate” and a link describing “fact.” they also posted a jabbing tweet regarding an early morning post from Trump where he said he was “honered” which he deleted, replaced with the correct spelling and then proceeded to delete the post again. Merriam-Webster tweeted “honer” was a person that hones. (fuck, I love them more than Oxford now.)

(There is a question of whether this deletion was legal, even of the first one with the misspelling. Once the full investigation is made clear I’ll update you.)

Let’s get to the rest…

On January 20th, 2017 the Cheetos-colored monolith of ignorance was sworn in in front of a much smaller crowd than HE expected, but larger than I thought. Most of us folks were too busy hating this fucker to be bothered to gather at the west front of the U.S. Capitol. We had other places to go…plus we didn’t want to listen to Heil to the Chief.

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Left: 2009 Obama inauguration-Right 2017 Trump inauguration

Attendance at Trump’s inauguration in FACT, though not the smallest in history, (there have been some real shitbags in the Oval Office. See Bush Jr.) with an estimated turnout being somewhere between 700,000 and 900,000, but it met with an actual first place with an outstanding record-setting amount of protests. In D.C. alone there were at least a half a million in the Women’s March on Washington, and that’s not to mention the thousands of men doing their own thing. Then there are the literal hundreds of thousands more of outraged folks that span from Boston to Los Angeles. Add to that the several millions protesting in other countries around the world and total is in the tens of millions. (The Kremlin, though, gives their full support.)

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An important part of his day one agenda, after he finished his temper tantrum regarding the low attendance of his inauguration, was to change the White House website. Check it out. There is now the complete deletion of the Global Warming page. And, rightfully so. You see he has the inside scoop, and we obviously have all been propagandized by the Chinese government. There’s simply no such thing as Global Warming. (do you smell the rose laden fart of sarcasm?) I’m truly not sure what China has to gain by this considering they have an air quality ranking among the worst in the world and they largely contribute to the verified holes in the ozone.

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Second on the website was an update to remove Plastic Woman’s clothing line on QVC from her bio. What the fuck are they thinking? I love QVC! Oh yeah, the conflict of interest thing.

On that topic, Shitbag McFucktard has yet to divest himself from his business ventures. His plan was to hand the reins over to his “children”, but perhaps he doesn’t trust them with his money because they aren’t him or Jews. He also still has interests in foreign countries, as well, the hats worn for his inauguration were made in the motherland, China. This all is a total contradiction to one of his inaugural quotes; “Buy American. Hire American.” (I guess, like most things Trump, it only applies to everyone else.)

When Trump took the podium, he waved just like (his idol perhaps) Adolf Hitler. I imagined him with a little shit-wipe mustache and it made me laugh. Then he went on to quote a pre-WWII white supremacist after being advised not to. Better still, he plagiarized Bane! (see Dark Knight Rises) The address was almost verbatim and ideologically identical. (really; check this shit out!)

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In typical Trump blow-hard speak, he promised that we, the people, (in order to form a more perfect “union”?) have met with an historic period where our country is now run by us ”Again”, as he stated. (I don’t remember ever running the country, but there was a time when I drank a lot and blacked out often.)


Plagiarism seems to be a theme in the world of Trumpelstilskin. First his wife “borrowing” from Michelle Obama’s 2009 address, Trump’s inaugural Bane quotes, and now onto…

Monica Crowley, a republican foreign policy adviser, was tapped to be the White House Press Secretary, but has since tapped out due to serial plagiarism. Too bad, huh? Now no one will remember her since Playboy no longer does nude pictorals.

Another of Trump’s cabinet picks dropped out before the swearing in. Not for plagiarism, but for playing around. Jason Miller was tapped to be the White House Communications Director, but backed out just before Christmas following accusations of having an affair with another “transition official.” AJ Delgado, a Trump advisor and blogger, says that Miller is her “baby daddy” at the same time Miller and his actual wife are expecting their second child. Delgado has frequently defended Trump on his sexual harassment allegations. Jerry Springer? Are you there?

In his first official act “the man without a plan” signed a “one time” waiver moments after being sworn in. This waiver overturns the mandate set to federal law that disallows a member of the military to take the office of Secretary of Defense. In steps James “Mad Dog” Mattis. He’s a man without planning experience (sound familiar?) who will now help Trump in his war on “Radical Islam.” This could be your Muslim neighbors that he has  the FBI searching through their garbage as I type.

He does, however, seem to be a great negotiator for peaceful resolution when it comes to our ‘“enemies.”

He says…

 “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

This man, as you can see, is a kind benevolent human being. His statement gives hope to all Americans wishing for peace. I’m truly hoping when he says all that he means ALL. We certainly wouldn’t want to leave civilian women and children to have the chance to breed more of these assholes, right?  We need total eradication of those that oppose us. Peaceful transition?

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(a man that truly loves his work)

New Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, former CEO of Exxon with ties to Russia, said, prior to King Aquanet’s swearing in, or his own confirmation…that the United States has to “send China a clear signal that, first, the island-building stops, and second, your access to those islands also is not going to be allowed.”

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Despite sanctions against North Korea they continue to purge forward with their nuclear program.

Also prior to being sworn in, Trump “sent a message” to Baby Huey in North Korea when he said we would send missiles “at any time.” Of course, Dumbshit took to Twitter…

“North Korea just stated that it is in the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the US. It won’t happen!”

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Cleary, Baby Huey, a man that has had members of his own family executed publicly, doesn’t give two shits about what Cheeto has to say. (Putin is secretly throwing a party every night celebrating the absolute stupidity of our new president.)

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Why out of the gate does this new administration poke the bear?


Putin helped an idiot to become POTUS by hacking the DNC. Rumor also has it that the Kremlin helped fund the Trump campaign. Something we may never hear the actual truth about.

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(“I’ve got you right where I want you.)

Putin is a brilliant tactician. My thoughts are that he will use the art of deception, which won’t be a difficult task considering Trump can be easily distracted by negative Tweets and then spend days posting his childish defense with more of the lies and denials he is famous for. Putin is undoubtedly funding and arming ISIS, North Korea, Assad in Syria, as well as China. His end goal is to recapture Soviet Glory. By funding the “wrong side” he will help spread ours, and other countries, military and intelligence agencies too thin to be effective. By not being directly involved in the conflicts (boots on the ground) he has a sort of clemency and will focus his attention to growing his military and arms. He doesn’t give a shit about the U.N. or any treaties, pacts or potential embargos. He’ll retake the surrounding geography, that since the end of the Cold War have ceded from the once powerful Soviet Union.

Let’s get back to his cabinet “appointees.” Only two of his proposed cabinet members were confirmed on day one. (Obama had seven confirmations his first day.) The aforementioned “Mad Dog” and another Marine General, John Kelly as Secretary of Homeland Security. He, as a choice, makes much more sense. His career, though evidently ineffective, boasts he’s an “expert” on drug smuggling and immigration and was overseeing central and south America’s land and waters.

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The rest of Perpetual Bad Hair Day’s cabinet picks (nicknamed ”The Swamp Cabinet”) in proposal consists of shady billionaires like himself and bankers. None of which have ever held a political office.  They’ve made careers, built extravagant lifestyles, and skirt the law as a practice. Greedy fucking loophole hunters dependent on high-priced attorneys to keep their asses out of prison by “reinterpreting” the laws. Money isn’t everything, but it can sure as hell beat the fuck out of the system.

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In another brilliant move, President Know Nothing is seemingly playing into his former “reality” T.V. show persona and has fired all U.S. ambassadors without anyone to replace them. They were ordered to relinquish their posts by mid-day on inauguration day. While it isn’t uncommon for political appointees to resign at the start of a new administration, it’s certainly rare that there are no folks immediately assigned to their posts. Evidentially, being a bullying shyster businessman accompanied by a gung-ho General are all we need for foreign relations. Diplomats? Who needs ‘em?

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Keeping promises…

In his first hour after being sworn in and promising that the middle-class would be taken care of, the orange idiot kicked us in the balls. As though the ink in his pen might dry up before he could do more harm, he signed an order indefinitely suspending a scheduled cut in mortgage insurance premiums that will cost the middle-class at least $500 per year. Why was this so important to him? Why was it on his mind in the first hour after taking office to fuck most of America? Could it be that in helping the middle-class is a magic trick? “Watch me make this problem disappear. Hehehe, I’ll make them poor and come in and seize the crashing housing market. ”Again!” Another problem solved.

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My favorite news bit came a few days leading to Douchebag’s swearing in. Scientists have named a moth “neopalpa donaldtrump” because it has a scaly head and similar hair. (Fuck yes! Science hates him too!)

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Today Trump reversed Obama’s Executive Action on abortion and has reinstated the Mexico City policy. What does this mean? it has nothing to do with Mexico City other than that is where it was first brought into order. What it does exactly is it prohibits foreign non-governmental agencies that receive funds from the U.S. government for International Development from promoting abortion services, including counseling that includes language regarding abortion.

Trump has made several comments regarding abortion and most infamously said that women who have abortions should be punished.

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Speaking of Mexico…Trump’s “hypocritic” oath…

Cheeto has proposed a 35% border tax on Mexico that has economists predicting a resulting global recession that will hit hardest first in America due to driving up costs, especially in the auto industry. T-bag has targeted GM and Toyota in his first comments on the subject, though he promises to extend this to all companies doing business in other countries. (Wait. Toyota? Aren’t they a Japanese company that we manufacture for?)

During the presidential race the FACT  was brought up several times that he does business in other countries. Twelve other countries to be exact. Including Mexico.

When asked during the primaries in Miami why voters should trust him to run the country differently than his businesses he said;

“Because nobody knows the system better than me. … I’m a businessman. These are laws. These are regulations. These are rules. We’re allowed to do it. … I’m the one that knows how to change it.” (let me remind you once again that the hats worn at his inauguration were made in China. This was day one folks!)

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He also promoted outsourcing as part of the curriculum at Trump University stating that it created jobs in the long run.

Seriously, these are comedic and frightening times.

I’m sure I’ll get shut down at some point for reporting fact as our thin-skinned POTUS will have the NSA searching for those that oppose him. There are no less than millions of us, so it will simply depend on the “firing order.” Though Madonna may be the first to be imprisoned. In a speech she made last night she stated she has thought about blowing up the White House since Trump is there.

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There is simply too much to cover. This is the longest installment I have written to date, and believe me, I’m not even close to finished. Neither is Chettoh.

(And here I was worried about having nothing to write about post the election, but the Twitter twat that is now POTUS will keep me in plenty of material.)

Let us define this day with another word…

Shitbag: noun; a person of low scruples. See Donald J. Trump.

Peace out…or is it actually out with peace? Perhaps we should outsource it while we still have freedom.

Stay tuned…

(next up…healthcare, civil rights, the 1st amendment and much much more)