Agent Orange


Image result for political environmentToday is October, 28th, 2018 and without question we live within the confines of the most toxic, divisive, bigoted, sexist and dangerous political climate in the history of our nation. Our Constitution is in crisis. No matter which side of the aisle you sit, it’s undeniable though your reasoning may sound different.

Here’s mine…

The most blatantly ignorant, stupid, lying, media whore that I’ve ever had the displeasure to lay eyes on is the POTUS.

Trump has made no secret since he declared his run for the highest seat in the land as to exactly who he is, what he believes, and, without directly telling us, he’s willing to lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. Wait. He actually said something very similar to the guy that ACTUALLY wrote the famed “Art of the Deal.”

His incivility is his charm. That’s figurative because, as I see it, he lacks anything close to charm. His bloated egomaniacal wandering hate-filled rants were at first antagonist and provocative for his base; predominately the under-educated redneck sect. Then he somehow won the nomination and his rhetoric became brow-raising comedic sound bites.

We scratched our heads and laughed wondering who could possibly fall for this bullshit. The lies were so ridiculous. Then. Then he won the election.  The morning of 11-9 (2016) will forever be the worst day, so far, in the history of my time on earth next to the morning of 9-11. (2001)

He has continued with such prolific perpetuity and proliferation that, as I predicted on his scant attended, rainy inauguration, he would plow ahead until people became desensitized, stopped paying attention to the elephant in the room, and he would become his own problem when the time came that his base heard it so much that it becomes the truth he knows is a lie. Or does he? Trump is, in all plausibility, the dumbest person I’ve ever seen in any office. That includes grade school kids getting sent to see the principal. Trump is absolutely historic in his stupidity.

This week we have seen not one. Not two. But a trifecta of right-wing domestic terror attacks on our home soil. ALL are directly related to Trump and his lies and conflagratory rhetoric. His banal craving for attention has him at rallies more than the White House. Assuredly, much to the White house staff’s relief.

At the rallies for midterm Republican candidates he, of course, makes them all about him and his attacks on his enemies. He’s incessantly on his own campaign trail. It’s more than obvious he doesn’t think before he speaks. He simply remembers who he hates, and he wants his base, and you, to hate them as much as he does. The vile orange idiot spews bile for an hour on a nightly basis ramping up his dwindling unintellectual base. The average I.Q. for his base is diminishing with his following. With this following follows the result. Not the one the Donald hoped for, perhaps, but, the inevitable to those paying attention. Hyperbole, lies, wild conspiracies and hatred spat from the mouth of the first POTUS that is “simple” enough that they understand. As the larger crowds fall away you can see the glassy-eyed deranged stares of the fanatic more clearly.

Trump ramped up his bigotry during the rallies of the past few weeks claiming that Democrats, George Soros, a prominent (ACTUAL BILLIONAIRE) philanthropist that gives more than half his fortune to charity, and the “extremist left” are organizing and funding the caravan of refugees from Central America.

Trump ranted that the caravan was planned and timed for the midterm elections to make him look bad, something he needs no help with, and that in the mix of thousands of women and children there are criminals; rapists and murders, and the ubiquitous middle-easterners: translation: Terrorists coming to invade our country.

Three Trump followers took it upon themselves to help him this week.

First: A Kentuckian. Gregory Bush, avid Trump supporter, first attempted to enter the First Baptist Church in Georgetown, a predominately black congregation, but was turned away by a locked door. Service, by fortune, had ended an hour prior. George, in his determination to please his master, went to the Kroger grocery story and shot and killed a black couple, Maurice Stallard and Vickie Jones.

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Second: A Florida man. Cesar Sayoc, extremist Trump supporter, sent no less than 14 bombs to prominent Trump enemies. People that Trump has repeatedly attacked at his rallies and in his press conferences. The list includes political opponents, former presidents, Democratic donors, CNN, and celebrities that ALL vocally speak out against the orange idiot. The Clintons, the Obamas, Maxine Waters, George Soros, former CIA director John Brennan, and Robert De Niro are just a few of those targeted.

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Cesar is a 56-year-old former stripper and pizza delivery guy that lived with his mother, drove a van covered in pro-Trump stickers and crosshair targets over Hillary Clinton’s face among others, was arrested for mailing, the now known, 14 IED’s. All of them capable live bombs despite what you’ll hear from Fox News.

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Cesar is a Trump supporter of the nth degree. He’s what’s left after the exodus of those verging on triple digit I.Q.s. He went to rallies, wore the hat, the t-shirts, drove the van, chanted “lock her up” and earned his master’s approval.

Third: Yesterday: Robert Bowers, a Pennsylvania Trumpeon, had had enough. His leader had barked over and over that the “extremist left” led by the wealthy Jewish man, George Soros, along with his “following” was bringing in terrorists to HIS country. His solution was to enter the Tree of Life Synagogue in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood armed with an AR-15 and a couple of trusty sidearms to make dead this peace-less, inflammatory, potential world ending, gathering of family and friends during a child naming ceremony.  He saved us from a 92-year-old Holocaust survivor. Fortunate for Robbie, Hitler is born again in the form of the orange idiot some call president.

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Today: We watch, we listen to all the sadness, the confusion;,the hatred, the orange idiot repeating and amping up his defense, his denial and decisively dividing the facts. His is a story of his persecution in the media. To an extent, he’s absolutely right.

The media serves their masters (sponsors). They too are whores. They want, they need the ratings. They give Trump his craved attention because without him it would be news of people rescuing cats from trees, baby elephants chasing birds, and the World Series. Boring. Fox News, the out (right) “LIAR” is the worst of all because it is they alone that amplify the lies, the hatred, the division and are happy with having the sole attention of the lowest common denominator. It’s a truly fucked up nation that is, to us, our world.

Facts: Today is only different from a week ago today due to the fact that we factually know that Trump and Company offer us little more than harm and hatred, division and defiance, lies and liability without accountability. The consequences fall on us, our friends, our families, our neighbors, and fellow Americans.

Caravans have been coming to America, the United States, for over 200 years. Who’s paying? We are. the taxpayer. The average cost for HELPING in the past eight years is $500,000 per year. A half a million. Let’s give it perspective…

Trump’s internment camps, in the month of June, cost American taxpayers TWO BILLION DOLLARS. That’s a month folks.

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Violent crimes committed by refugees make up less than 1/10,000th of a percent. White males make up  69% of violent crimes in America. 69%! The cost of incarceration per day? $87.61 per day. That’s 31,977.65 a year.

So…Just three of Trump’s supporters are going to cost taxpayers $95,932.95 a year for the next 40, or until death, years. This isn’t counting all his friends, attorneys, campaign managers and aides that have been convicted so far.

I’ll leave you with this responsibility, folks. OUR constitution promises a government for and by the people. WE have a chance to take it back, before the civil war I predict must happen, on November 6th.  RED WHITE? BLUE?

It really is up to you…

Word Salad Salvo

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This post is about almost nothing at all. There’s subject; there’s matter; there’s just a lot of nothing.

The focus is the spew of nothing coming from the White House. They speak, but it’s next to impossible to know if they are actually trying to communicate because they just don’t make any sense and they say different things answering the same question. It’s a big fucking pile of nothing.

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There’s no question that the current political landscape is a warming “climate change” to a category 4 hurricane.

We, and OUR government, are “led” by someone so ignorant and beyond deeply concerning deeply concerning. He has serious mental health issues ranging from sociopathy, narcissism, megalomania through hyper-insecurities. Disorder after disorder to create nothing more than disorder.

On both sides of aisle, we have people under qualified in their positions. People ranting. Concerned with the fact that there’s no law against lynching. (Murder?)

Playing race and gender cards, political correctness. A litany of truly hyperbolic nothing.

Then there’s the important stuff. Climate change, immigration, war and peace.

Then there’s Donald Trump. Mr. “What the fuck am I saying?”

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(DJT taking a shit. From mouth or ass? Both?)

This man lives via twitter. It’s his heroin. If he truly gives a shit about fighting addiction, he needs to start with his own. He can’t. The reason being it’s who he is. It’s his “soul.” (That’s assuming he actually had one.) He’s simply not in control. Like Hitler, he’s very dependent on the praise of others. The slightest compliment spins him like a ballroom dancer. The slightest criticism spins him like a tornado. This leaves him in a perpetual manic dervish.

His “presidency” is a war on truth. His administration isn’t just based in alternate reality and alternate facts; it’s based in alternate definition and hyperbole that is so contradictory that it nullifies itself over night.

Trump is an octopus of sorts. His limbs are made of the people that either agree out of fear, blind loyalty, or just plain stupidity.

Trump, Sanders, Conway, and Giuliani are the best/worst examples, allies, and/or enemies.

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From alternative facts to “I meant to say would instead of wouldn’t”; the point is clear: NOTHING IS CLEAR. They’re lying and getting choked on their comments and we are unable to digest what they try to feed us. And then, more times than I can count, they just avoid the question, or in Trump’s case, just speak for an hour to say absolutely nothing.

He quotes people and stats that don’t exist and then rips on the press for unnamed sources. He’s not an oxymoron, he’s just a fucking moron…

He thinks all people are dumber than him. In the case of his base, he’s mostly correct, but he is just too stupid to realize that almost everyone is paying attention; we have the internet and cable TV. We watch it live and then he tries to deny just because “Fox News Parody” doesn’t speak of it.

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But, WE THE PEOPLE are left with uttered incoherencies…

Trump is quickly approaching the 4000-lie mark and it’s only 18 months into his daily spotlight. He’s not a president. He’s not a leader. He’s an insecure, antagonistic, ego driven, sociopath. Everyday sees him more confident and comfortable in his psychosis. He went from five lies a day to eight.

The rallies (supposedly in support of the republican party in the mid-terms, but where he only talks about himself) and Fox News feed his massive insecurities and giant fucking ego “bigly.”

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(Waiting for Putin. BIGLY)

He says whatever he wants. He makes up stories, statistics, economies, jobs, history, and “other things” because he truly believes people believe what he says. I think he probably believes what he says. He’s a very sick individual.

His support system lies with other liars. Giuliani, Conway, and Sanders can’t keep up with his lies.

Guilani is suffering from some sort of dysplasia. Sarah Sanders will just avoid answers by stating Trump already said what he meant, and Kellyanne will just interpret the lies into her own version of the lies. They lie in support of his lies and he, inadvertently, Tweets and calls them liars, too. All in a day’s work.

The words are clearly English. The points are confused. The messages muddled or negated. The meanings unclear. Then there’s clarity…

It’s a fucking big bowl of salad. Mixed greens. The radicchio is in contest with the watercress. The romaine disagrees with the red leaf. The spinach doesn’t understand the iceberg. The vinaigrette tastes like shit. Wait. It is shit. It’s diarrhea of the mouth.

This administration needs its own dictionary. We, THE PEOPLE, are perhaps just confused because we are used to Merriam-Webster’s definitions and have been spoiled by the “commoner’s” lexicon.

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The Trump dictionary, which I’m almost positive is being written by a moron that has his “full and total support” and is the ABSOLUTE opposite of what all of those with an I.Q. surpassing double digits. (This excludes him and his followers by and large.

We can surmise from his terrorist reign and rhetoric of the past 18 months (I’m alleviating the campaign trail for purpose of the post) that he means these things unequivocal, and very matter of fact in definition:

People: “ME”

Country: “ME”

Us: “ME”

Lies “Truth”

Truth: “FAKE NEWS”

Intelligent: “DUMB”

Dictator: “GREAT MAN”


Evidence: “WITCH HUNT”

The definitions are being written and rewritten daily.

Trump stood before the world and took the word of a despot over THE ENTIRE AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, (granted he has no intelligence unless you count his self-proclamation of genius.) further shamed the office of POTUS, and retracted by not retracting. He just keeps going.

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(Open the fucking cage! They’re murdering drug dealers!)

This is a guy who lies about the weather. He’s entrusted to the highest office in the land. He stood in front of a crowd, cameras feeding the world and said, “Stick with us. Don’t believe the crap you see from these people, the fake news. … What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”

Even as it’s happening, I can agree. I can disagree. One thing is for sure: IT’S HAPPENING AND I DON”T WANT TO BELIEVE IT”S HAPPENING

Trump: Orange Idiot

It’s 10 a.m. on Saturday morning. I just told Alexa to play my Pandora Led Zeppelin station, via Bluetooth through my home theater, cranked the volume, opened my first of what I’m sure will be many beers today, and brought my laptop to the patio to type my first blog post in six months.

I’m pissed and losing faith in this; our country’s ability to hear the truth. The ability to look past favored news channels, Donald Trump’s constant lies on Twitter, his attacks on the media, our allies, government officials, women, all races that aren’t white, immigrants; hell, everyone with an opinion that isn’t in line with his idiocy.

We have a president with the temperament, lexicon and grammar equivalent to that of a failing sixth grade bully, yet he refers to himself as a “stable genius.”

Donald Trump is the understated definition of a person that is, to put it lightly, a pejorative, dissociative sociopathic, troubled and an unfit piece of shit.

To say he’s dangerous is like saying fire is hot or water is wet. He’s nothing less than a menace TO EVERYONE, including his dwindling supporters.


In keeping with his 18-month long tradition, again this week, he has embarrassed the U.S. on the global stage, marking his second summit in as many months to show his orange ass to the world.

Just a month post his embarrassing, tragic, and demonstratively moronic display at the G6 summit in Canada, where upon boarding Air Force One, The Orange Idiot starting tweeting insults aimed at Justin Trudeau, Canada’s Prime Minister, Trump heads to Brussels.

(Brief digression: Trump said yesterday that he wants to remodel Air Force One. It needs a new paint job and a bigger, more comfortable bed. Does he want tits painted on the underbelly? And the bed? Look, you fat fuck, skip a few cheeseburgers while watching Hannity waiting on his goodnight call, or better yet, resign! Sorry. Had to get that out.)

Breakfast: Day One

Trump immediately, without provocation, or looking at anyone directly, tears into Germany, Angela Merkel, about Russia! Russia! Really! Russia!

He said, openly, that Germany is held “captive” to Russia because they purchase 30% of their oil and natural gas from them. He went on, as he does, without any facts or figures, and accuses all of our Nato allies of not paying their share of the defense bill and that it’s unfair to American taxpayers.

Let’s get right to the American taxpayers, shall we? His TAXSCAM is solely beneficial to large corporations and the top 1% income bracket. I urge you to read the 800 plus page document as I painfully spent two days doing so that you will have the informed truth. (If you’re a Trump supporter not in the 1%, you’re SOL. There’s no picture book edition.)

Back to Brussels…

During breakfast I watched Gen. John Kelly, Trump’s Chief of Staff, cringe and fidget in unease as Trump blathered his insults with complete insolence and ignorance. (a formal White House press release stated Kelly’s body language was him being upset that there wasn’t a real breakfast. Yeah, that wasn’t embarrassment. There just weren’t any scrambled eggs. Puuuullleeeaze!)

After Trump indignantly expounded all day reassuring everyone that he knows nothing of politics or geography, the day ended with head-scratching exhaustion for our allies and all dignitaries involved.

Day Two:

Trump missed breakfast. Showing up fashionably late. One hour. Missed two meetings, made a threatening statement in front of EVERYONE that if his demands weren’t met he would “do his own thing.” (No doubt his tardiness was related to his DVR and Fox “News”)

In the interest of diplomacy and proper conduct, our allies called an emergency closed door meeting with the Orange Idiot.

As soon as the meeting adjourned the moron with the moniker of POTUS called an impromptu press conference. He, at home, avoids the press like the plague or a vegetable unless it’s Fox’s sycophantic entertainment network.

He falsely stated that he made everyone agree to pay more than they ever have. He, of course, engaged his tiny command of vocabulary and grammar to state that they promised numbers nobody has ever heard of. (Sixplillion! Infinitillion! Tenfillion!)

A statement by Nato allies later stated that no promise beyond the pre-Trump administration agreement amount of 2% of GDP was promised. (Do we suddenly expect him to start telling the truth with an average of 6 lies a day since being sworn in?)

London, England: Day three

Trump lands in London proper amid mass protests. He finally sees record crowds for real. Over 250,000 folks showed up with a 20-foot blimp of a tantrum throwing baby Trump holding a cell phone. (Future Twitter promo?)

Prior to his meeting with Prime Minister, Theresa May, D-bag interviews with The Sun, a British newspaper, in which he criticizes the Prime Minister and gives support to her opponent.

His meeting with May becomes a formality post his idiocy, and in a joint press conference he denies his critical remarks. He goes on to state that he was taken out of context and that there is a recording of the interview. Of course, his statement lacks any eloquence, but that’s the gist. Then, the taped interview is immediately released proving him, again, a lying POS.

Day Three

Trump meets with Queen Elizabeth II for tea. The Queen is a demure petite lady of 92 years that stood waiting on the disrespectful orange moron for 12 minutes. She stood. That is tradition in meeting with foreign leaders. Douche move #1

Once he arrived, he reached out to shake her hand. He did not do the honorable and respectful thing and bow to the Queen of England. Douche move #2.

She, standing on ceremony, tries to walk with Trump showing him the Royal Guard. As they step onto the grounds lined with soldiers standing at attention in parade dress Trump walks in front of the Queen, stops and forces her to walk around him. Douche move #3. That was enough.

Monday he is to meet with Vladmir Putin, the Russian leader accused of being instrumental in Trump’s victory in the 2016 election.

Fortunately for US, yesterday, Robert Mueller and a Federal Grand Jury, handed down 12 more indictments in the Russian investigation to lead Trump closer to his demise as PO(S)TUS.

These new indictments name 12 Russian GRU military intelligence agency members. The charges range from money laundering to conspiracy to commit computer fraud. They hacked the DNC, Hillary’s camp, planted malware, committed identity theft, and moved money to support the anti-Clinton-pro-Trump campaign.

His constant hammering on the investigation, Hillary Clinton, Obama, Mueller, and former FBI director James Comey sound more and more like the rantings of a guilty man. Collusion? Obstruction? Fraud? It’s all in the air right now, but know this America, the world, allies and enemies, the truth will come.

Trump will still meet with Putin on Monday for a closed-door (blowjob) meeting in spite of the recent findings. Trump has taken to Twitter, his main form of communication, to try to sluff the blame to Obama. (From day one the Trump defense is… Deflect. Detract. Deny. Lie. Rinse. Repeat. And throughout the day apply more Aquanet to the horrendous combover.

Today. Tomorrow. The Days Following.

Congressional Democrats can’t stop infighting and unite. The entire party is a fucking train wreck. There’s no potential “hero.” We have a third-rate lawyer, Michael Avenatti, representing a porn star that Trump boinked right after Melania, the plastic first lady, gave birth to their son, ego tripping and thinking he’s now a contender in the 2020 presidential election. Another fucking circus sideshow in the making.

In light of the deluge of more than 3000 lies in 18 very long months, damage to EVERY allied relationship, over 100 charges, 32 people and 3 companies uncovered, so far, in the Russian probe linking to the 2016 presidential election, we, the American people, the people of the world, should be asking for one thing: A DO OVER!

There is indisputable proof of interference in the most controversial election in American history. Trump lost the popular vote by more than 3 million votes. Hillary was not only the lesser of the two evils, she was the only sane choice to make. I wasn’t a fan, but she made sense when all we were left with was Trump vs her.

Let’s face facts, folks. Russia hacked our sacred electoral process and handed the election to someone that, whether by design or doubtful happenstance, is doing the bidding of Putin. Destroying our standing on the world stage, creating enemies from allies, dividing America, and perhaps most dangerously, conspiring, with unsurmountable ignorance, with our most powerful enemies.

Trump is a traitor and a FAKE PRESIDENT no matter how you slice it.


*new posts coming soon detailing the failings of the Divided States of America; healthcare, economy, housing, welfare, the war machine, and much more. Read. Write. Rant.